Homo Hostage

a person who is always with a homosexual person who is not one themselves; unknown to them the real reason why the homosexual is always with them.

"Man..look at that homo and his homo hostage..poor guy doesn't even know what is in store for him."

by Urban Goo October 6, 2008

Hostetter

Some nigga with great prowess and wisdom. A Hostetter is a real fly homie with eyes beyond your wildest dreams. In addition, a Hostetter may have several nicknames that severely outweigh your own name in comparison.

Greg: "Did you see Hostetter earlier?"

Steve: "Yeah, now I'm fucking blind."

by Alordomin September 17, 2013

Hostel Situation

when "Shit Just Got Real" meets a homonym, you might find yourself in a hostel situation.

See the definition of "Shit Just Got Real"

I was reading the Urban Dictionary and when I read about "shit just got real" I knew he meant hostile situation ... and yet, hostel situation probably fits, too.

by Bill the traveling salesman June 12, 2010

hosty

1.Friendly and welcoming to strangers or guests.
2.(of an environment) Pleasant and favorable for living in.

a hosty family or friend

by packard August 1, 2012

Hostel

The place in Europe where your girlfriend stayed while on that college backpacking trip and slept with a bunch of dirty uncircumcised European men who promised to call her and told her they'd come to America to visit her so they could get in her panties.

"I don't think you really want to touch her, she stayed in a hostel over the summer"

by awwwcharles August 25, 2009

chocolate hostage

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo March 9, 2003

hostess cake

A corner-store treat that can be utilized for several purposes, including as bait for an overweight person.

Mama: Get yo' fat ass up and do some laundry!
Child: Hell, no! Get the fuck outta my face, biotch!
Mama: I'll give you a twinkie.
Child: ok.

by Courtney_Smith September 28, 2004