honking

The sudden overwhelming stench of a recently (usually warm and squeaky) dropped fart that is so potent it can peel paint off the wall and even make the receivers nose fall off. These farts have also been known to have a blast radius of twenty feet and last a good ten minutes after detonation.

Man, your arse is absolutely honking

by Cal Landor November 12, 2008

honking

How you let everyone around you know that you are driving a motor vehicle in NYC.

Every car in NYC: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!
Me: Yes we get it you're in car in NYC, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HONKING FOR NO REASON.

by Foodinator August 20, 2013

hooking up

to have casual sex or make out with a friend with benefit or stranger.

guy 1:"are you two dating?"

guy 2:" no we're just friends who are hooking up for sex every now and then!"

by shorty1985 May 30, 2006

hooking up

it begins with a couple drinks and ends with you sneaking out in the morning.

Bob hooked up with Carol. Carol never got the next day phone call.

by carl meier December 5, 2003

Honkin'

(verb) The act of saying something whack, lying, running ones mouth, or being whack in general. Almost always in reference to verbal or written expression.

Girl 1: Girlfriend my man just bought me some new diamond-studded Chanel sunglasses!

Girl 2: Girl, those are rhinestones and that's a knockoff from some street vendor, he's just honkin'!

by wombatsoup May 25, 2010

Haskin

A measurement of office rage. The Haskin scale is an exponential scale starting at 0 when you're completely placid and peaks when an office worker reaches 1 Haskin. This is the point at which they storm into their boss's office, slam their letter of resignation on the desk and disappear in a puff of indignation. Named for the first individual to achieve 1.0 on the Haskin scale.

If that idiot calls me again to ask about his helpdesk call, I'm going to have a Haskin.

How's your day going? Pretty good. I'm around .3 of a Haskin today.

by Brugle May 18, 2008

Honking The Weasel

A slang term for masturbation.

Renato was honking the weasel all night long.
Justine's father caught her honking the weasel to pictures of DJ.

by Robert El Paso September 3, 2009