The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018

the homeless joe

Verb- to go around town the day before recycleables are collected and steal them unknowingly during the night and into the early hours of the morning to earn some cash.

Fuck me dude im gonna have to do the homeless joe to pay for prom.

by Homeless Joe 69 January 22, 2009

Homeless hugger

A homeless person who tries to get sympathy so he can try and hug your girl

Scott, who was homeless, tried to get sympathy from my girl and asked for a hug. Therefore Scott is the original homeless hugger.

by Clipseo August 18, 2024

Christian aitkens homeless bttm

Christian aitkens homeless bttm. A guy who got caught under a bridge bent over by a dirty old homeless man

Christian aitkens homeless bttm let's homeless man do him outside

by Wpg dude May 28, 2024

homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

homeless-cidal

someone who wants to kill themselves because they are homeless and need a place to sleep.

The patient threatened suicide only because he was homeless and didn't have a place to sleep; therefore he became homeless-cidal

by ernurse63 May 8, 2015

bougie homeless

When you're homeless with benefits (i.e., not sleeping in your car under a bridge, access to a hot shower, free meals, with no care or bills in life)

"No I don't need change, thank you. Im bougie homeless not regular homeless .... I make it look good tho, right?"

by DeseCakes420 July 10, 2018