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meat holster

She knew he was married, yet she kept throwing her meat holster at him.
by Da Rossa June 13, 2022
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penis-holster

(noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.
Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didn’t mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. ‘A boy can dream “ Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.
by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2023
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Reach for my holster

I couldn’t reach for my holster and correct him.
by OhMyLord911 June 5, 2019
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j. holt

Super funny and literally friends with everyone

He only sends the most firey memes available.

An honorable delegate and valued member of the nonwhites, j. holt is a huge g

Loves juice wrld specifically on the song roses
Actually married to Matt Champion
j. holt sent me some fire memes, but I was listening to roses by juice wrld so he left to jump off a bridge
by nonwhites December 27, 2018
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holacolistic

Causing a sheep to defeciate upon a famous landmark or historical monument
I went up the Auckland sky tower last night with a sheep and got holacolistic
by Alan June 15, 2004
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holstrom

an amazingly useful person used to define things like the wheel, or the lightbulb
Sean: That guy fixed my house AND washed my car.
Chris: He is such a HOLSTROM
by Sean Raston May 25, 2008
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