black holiday

When a black guy calls in sick even though they aren’t .

Yo nigga , I took a black holiday yesterday. I said I was sick, but I wasn’t.

by NiggaT87 July 31, 2019

Bent Holiday

When you have a vacation but it's just a massive bender.

We had a bent holiday in Vegas; I remember very little of it.

by mevdev March 6, 2021

Hallmark holiday

Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.

Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.

by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021

Caylan holiday

Fight 9 year old kids even know he is 15

Caylan holiday you just punched that kid all over that was mad

by Bmcf May 28, 2022

August Bank Holiday Island

Contrary to popular belief, August Bank Holiday Island was not discovered by the Python expedition, rather it was first sighted on October 8th 1971 by those intrepid explorers Tim Brooke-Taylor, Dr Graeme Garden, and Bill Oddie.

August Bank Holiday Island is situated midway between Easter Island and Christmas Island.

by Marsilainenmarsu January 19, 2018

Google Holiday

A special occasion recognized by the Google homepage. Google traditionally commemorates the event with some kind of doodle. Sometimes its an actual holiday like Valentines day, Chinese New Year, or Independence day for another country. Sometimes its an obscure reference to someone who died over a century ago.

Man1: Dude, did you know that May 31, 2013 was Julius Richards Petri's 161st birthday?

Man2: I'm sorry. I don't celebrate Google Holidays.

by AwesomeMaxx November 5, 2013

holiday bender

Describes when one drinks and/or does excessive drugs every day starting a day or two before Christmas and ending on New Year's Day.

I can't wait for Christmas so I can start my Holiday Bender.

by God damn Dave October 6, 2013