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History Dick

History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.
“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night

“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”

Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
by Macguyverwasntreal November 15, 2019
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oral history

Da timeline detailing your various "suckcesses" with a number of fellow humans.
With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!
by QuacksO June 6, 2019
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history of art

A subject for those who wanted to go to university but had no i terest in studying anything worthwhile.
Oh she studies history of art
by Hershdenmurk May 10, 2018
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relative history

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.
My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.
by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017
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living history

Living history is an activity that incorporates historical reconstructions of every aspect of everyday life into an interactive presentation that seeks to give observers and participants a sense of stepping back in time.
My hobby is living history, where I play an medieval heraut at re-enactment events.
by Stixoyxgkxtjxti January 16, 2017
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dating history

A list of people with whom one has had sex with more than one time. "Dating history" is distinct from "list of one night stands" in that sex was completed on more than one occasion. "Dating history" is distinct from working as a concubine in that cash payments are generally not made by the male. "Dating history" is similar to working as a concubine in that payment is made by the male for sex by either buying food for the female and/or feigning interest in what the female says. "Dating history" has a shorter timeline than "in a relationship".
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.
from Cheatsheet.com: A look back at Ariadne Grande's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.
by 2020forever August 1, 2020
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history memer

usually used to described retards within a community based on historical discussion, this mainly includes those whom consistently post history memes, such as wehrmachts marching, with some text added above, for an example; "me and the boys on our way to paris.", in general, extremely unfunny material.

history memers seem to think that they are cool, yet it is quite the opposite, they are just losers whom have a massive network of gifs taking up 20 terabytes in their downloads folder.

a man going by the name of "Civollow", has described history memers as fat creatures with pimpled faces, round glasses and extremely large teeth.
some dude: fuck off history memer.

history memer: hahaha funny germany take poland go vroom boom kashoom

some dude: shut the fuck up.

history memer: romans when the carthage *insert giga chad*

some dude: ah fuck this guy.

discrod mod: *history memer was banned* reason: retarded history memer
by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc November 10, 2022
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