hatchi matchi

Holy crap

Hatchi matchi that's expensive!

by Chay Z October 9, 2008

hatchet wound

a woman's vagina

And while you're at it, check out that Jasmine's hatchet wound.

by Eddie K. February 13, 2003

hatchet face

A sharp, thin face, like the wedge shape of a hatchet.

She was a beautiful woman, but that hatchet face with those beady eyes ruined it for me.

by Stevarooni November 17, 2007

hatchet

Juggalo idiotic/pathetic weapon of choice.

Tom: Did you hear that some kid died yesterday on 40th street?
Martha: Oh my! What happened?
Tom: This kid ran up to a bunch of thugs wearing makeup with his hatchet and tried to hit them with it. They smelled him ((due to poor hygiene)) before he swang his hatchet and loaded fire with a 9mm glock.
Martha: Was he a juggalo?
Tom: I believe so, why?
Martha: Deserved it.

by Tookie W November 9, 2009

hatched, matched, and dispatched

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.

For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011

haicheng

an awkward person who uses minipulation to try to control or effect people they know. pushes away those closest to them. pretends to love being independant and alone, but secretly is bored and lonely and wants to be loved

'have you talked to that haicheng kid in science?'

'yeah he's so rude to me!'

by saragray January 1, 2009

hatchet gash

another name for the female sex organ, pussy aka slit,poohtang,vaginaoohhh that last one sounds nasty!

my friend jeff said that lisa's hatchet gash was so big he had to strap a 2x4 plank to his assto keep from falling in!
lisa huge ass hatchet gash smells like dead fish smothered in ass!

by LesCrapp May 27, 2006