A Paper Hangers Apprentice

A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.

When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.

by snakehands July 7, 2010

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

high school hanger

People that in fact are so sad as to hangout in a highschool even after they graduate, patheticness.

didnt that kid graduate last year.

yea but hes a high school hanger.

creepy.

by jinkz7 October 15, 2008

coat hanger fag

Usually meaning that a guy is in the closet about his homosexuality or bisexuality, and is deathly afraid of telling his peers or family, though he fucks guys secretly behind everyones back.

GOD! Sean is such a coat hanger fag! I cant fuckin stand it! Why cant he just tell everyone he is bi?

by Cum%Andrew%Dumpster November 6, 2007

Chicago Cliff Hanger

The act of prarie dogging a dump over your partners face so it dangles out and your partner slaps your ass so it falls off and lands in their mouth.

Jack and Sara decided to spice up their relationship by performing the Chicago Cliff Hanger. Sara now has pink eye.

by question beaver March 31, 2010

Dodging the coat hanger

Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fighting off a mother trying a home abortion kit.

Griff, your so retared. Were you dodging the coat hanger for the first eight months of your existence?

by StompinBoots June 18, 2009

Coat Hanger Abortion

The cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

-Did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!

by Dr. Oz February 20, 2009