Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008

Gotham handshake

A greeting method where you knee someone in the junk.

I bumped into that douchebag Brad from the bar. I gave him the ole Gotham handshake.

by Jakky567 October 13, 2017

The Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.

I met Tom at the museum running up the Rocky steps. After The Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room we became very good friends.

by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022

Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.

"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"

by Ernest Graves August 9, 2023

Amish Handshake

An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.

“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”

by Nerdboy1982! December 25, 2019

Feversham Handshake

A handshake popularized in Feversham, Ontario, Canada, where 2 men stirnly look eachother in the eye, grab eachothers genitals, and shake firmly. Often times they smell their hands after in approval of their neighbors and to confirm that person came from the Feversham clan.

"Is Jim Bob going around givin people that Feversham handshake again?!"

by Dr. Mantis-Tobaggan September 15, 2018

Mississippi Handshake

A slang term for getting stabbed, shanked, or shived.

A fight broke out at the bar and I almost got a Mississippi Handshake!

by Damnitsasha May 27, 2016