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Guilitine

Not to be confused with the “guillotine”, the execution device designed by France made for popping a pimple on the neck, the Guilitine is a far more nefarious device created by Dr. Professor. Lingerie as a deterrent to the messy method of the former. The Guilitine does not have a physical form and this cannot physically hurt you, however. It will drive linguists and snooty professors crazy as they try to correct you despite your insistent that that is indeed, the one true, correct spelling.
PA: To the guilitine with the queen! Off with her head!
YS: Guilitine
PA: Guillotine*
YS: Tangerine?
PA: No
YS: guiltytine?
PA: stop
YS: Pantene?!?!
PA: NOOOOOOO
by Walnutoast September 27, 2022
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kaila guiling

Oh my god naman, you are such a Kaila Guiling
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Template Guild

A group of persons and individuals even from another existence who hang out from time to time.
But I thought... you guys were all just demons and spirits... turns out it's just template guild.
by asianadonis June 5, 2023
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To guille

To say you are going to be late for something, but then arriving on time.
"This time I won't guille!"
"I am sorry guys, I know I guilled today again, but I honestly thought I was going to be late."
"My friend is never forget to guille."
by JuniorX4 September 14, 2023
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Guilliam

A blowjob while watching a basketball game (bonus points if its the Indiana pacers) and smoking a blunt.
Dude I just got the best Guilliam today
by De-vooonnnnn April 5, 2011
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Guild

An entity that used to exist in the Vindictus community prior to their Holocaust on November 15, 2012 with the Season 2 patch update. The event annihilated all 200+ member guilds, leaving the players homeless and destitute.
Person 1: Hey, what happened to the guild?
Person 2: That Season 2 patch happened.
by Guildless Vindictus Player December 8, 2012
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guillermina

The granny. Likes White Russians and garage sales. Usually wins $300 at the casino.
Girl 1-lets go to the casino?
Girl 2- lets be Guillerminas
by Forza14 December 6, 2014
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