Grandma Yaesmin

everyone's cool grandma

Hey, where's Grandma Yaesmin??

by emotional salami December 15, 2020

juicy grandma

A juicy grandma is a MILF who is at top tear of all women. She is thick as hell, with busty boobs and the hips and ass of a goddess! You probably wouldn't even know she was 70, she still look 32!

Guy 1: Kyle you grandma is lame.
Kyle: She isn't that lame...
Guy 2: But I bust a nut in Kyle's juicy grandma's ass!
Guy 1: True, me too!
Kyle: Guys!!!

by The United Ones May 20, 2016

Grandma-ma

1. Larry Johnson, LJ, retired NBA player. Power Forward, Small Forward. Played for the Charlotte Hornets and New York Knicks. The nickname originates when he played for the Hornets in a series of Converse commercials in which LJ dressed up like an old lady. LJ is most remembered for a 4-point play in the closing moments of Game 7 of the 1999 Eastern Conference Championship that elevated the New York Knicks past the Indiana Pacers. Johnson played college ball at UNLV, and won the National Championship.

2. Larry Johnson, Running Back, Kansas City Chiefs. Is primarily only called Grandma-ma by Chris Berman on Sunday NFL Countdown, because his name is also Larry Johnson.

1. Spreewell drives, dishes it out to Grandma-ma, for three... YES!

2. Huard hands to Grandma-ma, and he COULD..GO..ALL..THE..WAY!

by anonymous 777777 January 26, 2008

hi grandma!

The best and most appropriate way to greet someone in the middle of a conversation.

Person1: ...and then he jumped off the wall and into a sewer and..

Person2: hi grandma!

Person1: then punched the dude in the face.

Person1: ....wait what?

by vegetax6 July 22, 2009

grandma skin

the patch of really wrinkly skin on your elbow.

caro murph yer grandma skin is mad crunk!

by em coop February 15, 2005

grandmas gobble

that fuckable loose hanging skin that droops from an elderly womans neck and chin.

i went home with that old chick from the VFW and tore off her grandmas gobble with my dick.

by shaun flowers December 20, 2007

Grandma Hangover

What your kids come home with after they've spent a weekend at grandma's house eating only junk food and staying up way too late.

Why are the kids acting so wild?

I think they got the grandma hangover!

Oh great...

by jbh1401 October 12, 2011