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A cross eyed individual who also has glasses, but has to be sore loser to be able to called a ‘Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch‘.

Person 1 (being cross eyed and has glasses on): “You, filthy f***ing animal!”

Person 2: “You, Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.”

by Bot_asihb June 19, 2019

GoodleDubs

When a person's back is so extremely fat their folds resemble a pair of titties on their back.

Yo dudes, I'm dating a chick with massive tatas! Six pairs of them if you count the GoodleDubs!

by GoodleDubs November 15, 2021

goodle

adjective

a word used to describe someone that is ugly.

was a spelling mistake livia made trying to say google and eventually turned into goodle.

ugly - oogly - googly - google - goodle

He has such a goodle personality.

by livia !0001 April 3, 2023

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by Gbungper August 21, 2023

Premature Goodbye

This occurs when two mere aquaintances leave a location, and one individual says "goodbye" entirely too early. In this situation, the relationship is not yet close enough to openly acknowledge the incredibly awkward position they have now been forced into while walking to their immediate destination. This usually occurs while walking to vehicles, or separate apartments/rooms.

Josh: Goodbye, Colton!

Colton: See ya later, Josh!

(after an excruciating 30 second silent side-by-side walk to the parking lot, both Josh and Colton reach their vehicles and part ways.)

Colton: (says to self) Wow, that was a Premature Goodbye if I've ever seen one.

by chager45 February 14, 2010

Dan Goodlooking

Simply put... A man on such a high level of being the ideal soulmate, purely perfect in everyway for all the women on the planet Earth. His ethics always consistantly improving and naturally tower far above and beyond what all other ordinary men can only dream of.

The 2nd Brother: 'Daniel is so Dan Goodlooking, he makes me feel like a complete failure and I'm doomed to be nothing better than just the one who may be barely be lucky enough to get 2nd place.'

by DAMNGOODLOOKIN August 9, 2010

gubber goodle

a rubber duck with aromatic smell (usually lavender)

it was realy cute when my bf gave me a gubber goodle as a valentine gift.

by zhubho12 May 9, 2010