A game played amongst male friends to rapidly strike ones gooch (the anatomical space between the balls and asshole). Whilst the game may seem as inappropriate, it is a true test of courage, smarts, reflexes and awareness.
by immu November 20, 2010
a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch or taint of excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears
can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)
can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)
I was about to give her some hot sexing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and passed out at the same time.
Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.
Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.
by kidswooft June 07, 2007
The act of one sneaking behind a female and placing your fingers in that female's gooch. Follow by a quick traces of your way to the cooch. Yelling phrases such as "Surprise" "G-g-g-g-coooooch!" is optional. Act can be non-sexual but if you really want that coochie try it. Will it fail? Nah trust me ;).
Blake gooch-to-cooched me the other day. I cussed him out but i secretly wanted his penis.
gooch cooch fingering
gooch cooch fingering
by the goochcoocher October 10, 2011
(n.) after an intense workout, the gooch or taint area becomes sweaty and moist. The sweat coats the gooch hair resulting in a swamp-like feel. Thus derives the name swamp gooch. Swamp gooch is most common when playing sports in boxers.
by ESHS January 06, 2011
Often associated with 'duck butter' or 'smegma', gooch cheese is a creamy, cheese-like by-product of crotch sweat. It smells like a mixture ass, old pussy, and warm mayonnaise.
While Johnny was sleeping, I pulled down my pants, sat on his face, and left my stinky gooch cheese residue on his mouth. How you like that shit, Johnny.
by forevercha0s August 26, 2006
one who knows all things concerning the gooch and all things gooch related. usually a friend with a lot of pervy knowledge and b/c of that creepy plethora of knowledge you usually ask in full confidence w/o feeling too uncomfortable. that friend will either become the next Sue Johanson's or a gyno
by miss michele March 14, 2008
A mushroom like fungus that grows on a mans gooch after he has put aside his hygiene for a period of time.
by AM-Unit December 01, 2009