gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.
Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!
by goober2011 November 17, 2009
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goober glue

The milky white substance that is produced by the testicles, and is shot out of the penis. It is sometimes used for baby making or just a tasty snack (if you're into that).
I'll stick that bitch's eyes shut with my goober glue!
by Shayfus December 09, 2007
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goober salve

"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.

Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.
by Sam Wise October 12, 2007
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oober goober

thats an oober goober shirt your wearing today, sista.
by NOT carly July 17, 2008
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goober-smooth

Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.
I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.
by Tonybagadonuts February 19, 2008
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Goober Stupid

When a dude gets so sexually aroused he can't think straight.
I get so Goober Stupid when she pulls out that big'ol ass. I can't think about anything but butt.
by flop dobbins October 09, 2014
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Tube Goober

When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.
My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!
by Regtable Spunk May 23, 2019
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