The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.
Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!
Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!
Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!
by goober2011 November 17, 2009
The milky white substance that is produced by the testicles, and is shot out of the penis. It is sometimes used for baby making or just a tasty snack (if you're into that).
by Shayfus December 09, 2007
"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.
Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.
Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.
by Sam Wise October 12, 2007
by NOT carly July 17, 2008
Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.
by Tonybagadonuts February 19, 2008
by flop dobbins October 09, 2014
by Regtable Spunk May 23, 2019