gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

by goober2011 November 17, 2009

goober glue

The milky white substance that is produced by the testicles, and is shot out of the penis. It is sometimes used for baby making or just a tasty snack (if you're into that).

I'll stick that bitch's eyes shut with my goober glue!

by Shayfus January 3, 2008

goober salve

Another term for peanut butter.

"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.

Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.

by Sam Wise October 27, 2007

oober goober

pretty stinkin cool

thats an oober goober shirt your wearing today, sista.

by NOT carly August 11, 2008

Goober Stupid

When a dude gets so sexually aroused he can't think straight.

I get so Goober Stupid when she pulls out that big'ol ass. I can't think about anything but butt.

by flop dobbins October 10, 2014

Tube Goober

When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.

My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!

by Regtable Spunk May 22, 2019

goober-smooth

Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.

I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.

by Tonybagadonuts December 9, 2008