Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015
Get the Breakfast Goblin mug."Hey should we get another drink?"
"Not unless you want to meet the PARTY GOBLIN"
"When are we going home?"
"Well the party goblin has been unleashed so not until dawn.
"Not unless you want to meet the PARTY GOBLIN"
"When are we going home?"
"Well the party goblin has been unleashed so not until dawn.
by crow912 December 17, 2016
Get the Party Goblin mug.Related Words
Goblib
• Goblin
• Goblin mode
• Goblin King
• Goblin gang
• Goblino
• Goblina
• goblin_child_3000
• goblin drill
• goblin horde
Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
Get the Slobbin’ Goblin mug.That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.
David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020
Get the Couch Goblin mug.a person who sexualizes everything.
Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
by nutinpass December 23, 2020
Get the horny goblin mug.This is the child of a dice goblin and dice dragon.
A dice goblin collects dice simply for how many they can achieve. They do not care if it comes as a single die or as a set they just need more.
A dice dragon cares some about quantity but mostly about quality. They like the Shiney. Having a set of dice for a specific reason or character.
A baby of a dice goblin and dice dragon cares about both. They have nice Shiney and specific dice sets yet they also want "all of the dice". They awe the dice as there precious.
They protect there horde and have some dice that are there's and there's alone and others that are for sharing.
They take pride in how they store there dice and even have display cases or special displays for them.
Some people who fit this category may even give there hybrid dice goblin/dragon an alter ego name.
A dice goblin collects dice simply for how many they can achieve. They do not care if it comes as a single die or as a set they just need more.
A dice dragon cares some about quantity but mostly about quality. They like the Shiney. Having a set of dice for a specific reason or character.
A baby of a dice goblin and dice dragon cares about both. They have nice Shiney and specific dice sets yet they also want "all of the dice". They awe the dice as there precious.
They protect there horde and have some dice that are there's and there's alone and others that are for sharing.
They take pride in how they store there dice and even have display cases or special displays for them.
Some people who fit this category may even give there hybrid dice goblin/dragon an alter ego name.
Man that's a lot of dice and there is also some really nice ones in there. Are you a dice goblin/dragon?
I'm the baby of a goblin and dragon. I need all of the dice yet these are my most precious.
I'm the baby of a goblin and dragon. I need all of the dice yet these are my most precious.
by SmithySledge September 26, 2021
Get the Dice goblin/dragon mug.A person (usually some sort of weightlifter) who is an avid user of the performance enhancer Trenbolone, otherwise known simply as “Tren”.
Guy 1: Bro do you see that guy deadlifting 500 lbs? Didn’t he just start lifting like 2 months ago?
Guy 2: Yeah bro I saw that guy with a needle in his ass in the locker room earlier, total Tren goblin.
Guy 1: Yeah makes sense, explains why he’s gained 80 lbs in muscle and can hit everything every day.
Guy 2: Yeah bro I saw that guy with a needle in his ass in the locker room earlier, total Tren goblin.
Guy 1: Yeah makes sense, explains why he’s gained 80 lbs in muscle and can hit everything every day.
by KB2000 January 19, 2022
Get the Tren Goblin mug.