soggy glove

A glove, that has had 5 separate penises ejaculate into a different finger each. The glove is then gifted to a female.

Dave, Scott, Tony, Malcolm and I are going to do a soggy glove for Nancy later.

by TerribleTrevorTheTomcat November 18, 2017

jamming glove

Masturbating.

"I totally caught him jamming glove on the couch when he thought no one was home."

by shit hammer April 23, 2013

Fudge Gloves

When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.

Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves

by SemtexJack August 17, 2018

Gentlemen's Glove

A Johnny, a rubber, the ultimate weapon of defence for a man of no commitment

Jeeves, fetch the gentlemen's glove, I require a posh wank.

by dwarvenrogue May 27, 2016

Willy Glove

Condoms! A common form of male contraception

"Please wear a willy glove darling, i don't want your HIV"

by dan1989 February 6, 2009

Glove Steamer

A fisted vagina after a hot steamy shower.

Susie -"Jimmy, why are your hands warm and wet?"
Jimmy-"Oh Susie, I had them in the ol' Glove steamer."

by BroCafe September 23, 2017

horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.

"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018