Family Man’s Glizzy

When a married man with kids has no privacy in his own home, he resorts to masturbating in his employers bathroom after he relieves his bowls, resembling a brown hotdog with a white condiment.

“Damnit Tucker! If you’re gonna drop a ‘Family Man’s Glizzy’ in the bathroom you gotta flush afterwards!”

by Onion_Man September 15, 2020

guzzy

dirty slutty ugly

that girl is guzzy as hell!

by xVXNx August 9, 2012

gizay

gay

man you are gizay

by mizurph October 24, 2003

gizz

cumm,sperm, white sticky stuff that comes out of a mans dick

"whats all over your face bonnie?"
"oh robby just gizzed all over my face after i gave him head"

by gizz master October 17, 2003

gizzad

a word used when greeting a familiar friend

HEY, what up gizzad!?!?

by skrilla June 17, 2003

gizzle ma bizzle

suck on mah .....(insert word)

suck on mah .....(could mean anything symbolizing making love )

by DizzleNizz May 13, 2005

gizzgulper

someone who enjoys swallowing a load

stop being such a gizzgulper tom

you gizzgulper

by R.W.C April 6, 2007