Gibsonize

To take a story that originally had a small bit of violence or bloodshed in it, and exaggerate it into a resplendent blood bath. Said because virtually all of Mel Gibson's movies have had gallons of blood with gruesome violence.

Murron to Braveheart:Today I fell off my skateboard and cut my knee on the pavement and a few drops of blood came out.
Braveheart to Murron's parents:Well she fell off her skateboard and severed a major artery and painted the pavement red, so I cut her throat with my fingernail and grabbed her by her feet and twirled her around to ensure good blood coverage.
Murron to Parents:Braveheart! Don't Gibsonize the story!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008

gibsoned

someone being incredibly unlucky, super suckage

"I've been totally gibsoned this month"

"man that's gibsoned"

by dinosaurus8 February 3, 2010

gismone

Absolute nob head

Noob hacker basher gismone are usually one of these

by Banterm8 September 16, 2014

gibson

A very overpriced guitar that is acceptional, but you pay for the fact that it says gibson on it

I wish i had the money to buy it, but that damn gibson guitar is $5000 dollars

by nig dig July 2, 2016

Gibson

Gibson Is a Bitch, a sex maniac, You'll Usually see a Gibson on a mega dildo. He's not a lady's man

Boy don't be a gibson

by Fucknighlight November 13, 2016

gimon suttermann

The name Simon Guttermann pronounced with the two first letters switched. Is often said with a scraunchy loud voice.

Hey look, its Gimon Suttermann! *annoying voice*

by Dickdongley68 March 12, 2017

Gamson

Whenever the male species is pursuing a female at a bar or club or any social surroundings he shouts "GAMSON" to let his friends and others know that his intentions are purely sexual

Rob: hey man that chick over there is eye fucking the shit out of you buddy ....

Me: GAMSON!!

by PrincipalBellding July 6, 2017