True Gentleman

A man who can play the banjo, but chooses not to.

A True Gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but chooses not to.

by jaz03 December 8, 2019

Gentleman

A guy who pulls out.

Andy is such a gentleman. He always tells me that he's going to jizz in me, but pulls out instead.

by Nurse Ninja December 4, 2016

Gentleman's pounding

To give a woman an especially rough round of sex after having attended/participated in a classy event such as a scotch tasting or gala affair.

Wow, Rob gave me a real gentleman's pounding after scotchfest last night...

by tigersfan March 29, 2011

second gentleman

Is the second person in line to have sex with a prostitute/ escort.

She must be really busy today, I’m the second gentleman to see her.

by NickM808 January 28, 2021

A Real Gentleman

A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.

Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:

- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman

"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."

by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023

Gentleman Towel

A cloth or wash rag with a slit cut into the center. A man would then slide his dick into the slit right before ejaculating. During ejaculation, the man would catch the semen with the excess material surrounding the slit.

This device is used for simple cleanup during masterbation or during sexual intercourse.

Can also be used to remove ejaculate from the surface of many items or people(s).

Guy: Man, I have to head home.

Friend: Already? Why are you in such a rush?

Guy: I have to do a load of Gentleman Towel

Friend: Oh shit, your out? Yeah, hurry home.

by agent007ppk May 10, 2014

Gentleman's Dessert

Drinking a monster energy while smoking a cigarette after supper and before a night of getting rowdy and dangerous

Thinking of slamming a gentleman's dessert before I go spray paint the old bread factory

by Crabwell April 17, 2019