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True Gentleman

A man who can play the banjo, but chooses not to.
A True Gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but chooses not to.
by jaz03 December 8, 2019
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Gentleman

Andy is such a gentleman. He always tells me that he's going to jizz in me, but pulls out instead.
by Nurse Ninja December 4, 2016
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Gentleman's pounding

To give a woman an especially rough round of sex after having attended/participated in a classy event such as a scotch tasting or gala affair.
Wow, Rob gave me a real gentleman's pounding after scotchfest last night...
by tigersfan March 29, 2011
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second gentleman

Is the second person in line to have sex with a prostitute/ escort.
She must be really busy today, I’m the second gentleman to see her.
by NickM808 January 28, 2021
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A Real Gentleman

A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.

Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:

- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman
"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."
by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023
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Gentleman's Dessert

Drinking a monster energy while smoking a cigarette after supper and before a night of getting rowdy and dangerous
Thinking of slamming a gentleman's dessert before I go spray paint the old bread factory
by Crabwell April 17, 2019
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gentleman's dumplings

1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.

2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.

2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
by glandcyclops February 21, 2009
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