Gender Wars

Some stupid and pointless boys vs girls war that I wish ended after Kindergarten.

Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."

Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."

*20 years later*

Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"

Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"

MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"

Son: "My mom lied to me"

by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022

the 3rd gender

a non existent thing that stupid people more commonly know as emos,sceans,attention seekers or just straight up fucking retards think is real because they have to fucking extra to accept being male or female

theres only 2 genders the 3rd gender is not real.

by logans mom March 15, 2018

Genderdar

The ability to recognize a transgender in a crowd, obviously noticeable.

My Genderdar went off when I noticed her Adams Apple .

by Treesthoughmyblinds April 13, 2016

gendermandering

manipulate the boundaries of a gender so as to favor one party or class.

Had it not been for (insert name here)'s gendermandering, 'taco Tuesday' and 'wiener Wednesday' would never have been combined into one event.

by Tadrackets April 4, 2017

gendertender

Similar in use to femanazi or mansplainer, it is the portmanteau of gender and tender relating to perceived over-sensitivity on issues relating to gender.

I can't believe how many men are SO incredibly upset the next Doctor Who is a woman, they're a bunch of gendertender manbabies.

by monkeypants2.5 July 17, 2017

Gender poser

An individual who seeks attention by claiming a genderfluid identity.
(See: bandwagoning)

Andrew claims ze is a trans man, but i suspect ze is just a gender poser.

by Ppg1550 December 31, 2018

gendallitis

Gendallitis is caused by a parasitic creature that evolved from a tapeworm, outbreaks mostly affect organisms that feed from a trough with the most recognizable symptoms being moral paralysis followed by the cranial growth of horns and a dogscock orgendall if untreated.

The President claimed an outbreak of "Gendallitis" was responsible for the General's decision to invade Canada

by fakepersoninja June 20, 2019