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german gas mask

Sex positon, when you put your balls on the partner's eyes and you fart in their face
Beth was giving me head, and i pushed her down and gave her a german gas mask
by MDGT January 9, 2008
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German whip

An expensive car made in Germany.
You may hear some chavs say 'Man got a German whip' when in actual fact they have a shitty second hand VW.
Chav 1: 'Hey that bloke up the road has fly German whip'

Chav 2: 'Wheres the hype on my German Whip?'

Chav 1 'Shut up, all you got is a Peugeot'
by Bobby Uttsex April 17, 2014
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german

**** is really hot and so is his brother ***
by *** March 16, 2005
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German Shrapnel

When you take a shit and the crap, which is runny and chunky, hits the water and splashes up covering your ass.
"shit.... I just dropped some German Shrapnel in there!"
by Darkhawk February 9, 2006
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German Bomb Shelter

When you take someone and put them in a large box, take a shit on them and then kick them down a flight of stairs.
I gave her a German Bomb Shelter. She won't be coming back again.
by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009
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german efficiency

Refering to mechanical produce of post-war Germany. Due to the low wages at that time, and no shortage of skilled workers, west Germany gained a solid reputation for outstanding quality of products at a reasonable price. Today, many people swear by german efficiency, and refuse to buy inferior products from anywhere but.
Mercedes-Benz , bmw, bosch, phillips, porsche, German engineers.
by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004
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german oven

Letting out a huge fart while taking a hot shower. The steam intensifies the effect, making it many times worse than normal, basically baking the smell into the walls, shower curtains, and towels.

This is similar to a Dutch Oven, except much, much, worse, and is a reference to a popular method of execution during the Holocaust.
Dude, I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and I totally German Ovened her. The funny thing is, she's Jewish, so it hit her twice as hard.
by Mike Larkin July 27, 2006
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