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Geezer

Typically working class, white, English tradesmen.

Although not all, many:
- are often (former) alcoholics and drug addicts.
- tend to be contempt or even hostile towards ethnic minorities and as such, socially right wing.
- are dismissive of the arts.
- are heavily tattooed all across the body.
- have very little to low qualifications from formal education.
- don't use correct grammar on social media.
- are very interested in physical sports such as boxing and football.
- frequent the pub.
*On Facebook*
Geezer 1: hav a look at this fella 👍🏻
Geezer 2: thats wicked m8 new van?
Geezer 1: yer mate its gonna help me business big time. old one was ge.ttin a bit old an shite.

Geezer: Any labourers want a days work tomorrow's scaffolding ??
by notgaymkay October 22, 2022
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Geebergum

A person who spreads misinformation thinking it's factual
"You're not smart you're geebergum"
by Borack obama December 5, 2022
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Gëëkënësë

A dialect of English that is commonly used in the mumble rap culture, artists most known for this entitlement are Yeat, Lil Yachty, Yung Kayo etc. This way of speaking was popularised in Portland, Oregon as thats where the biggest form of recognition for the language originates (Yeat).
The dialect commonly uses (ë) (ä) (ö) (ü) (ï) instead of (e) (a) (o) (u) (i) as a representation of being “high” or “druggy”.
Honourable Mentions for the representation of Gëëkënësë include James Addison (Writer/Lyricist), Jonathan Hernandez (Writer/Lyricist),
SeptembersRich (Artist/Mumble Rap), Savio Travis (Writer/Lyricst), and Akos Maluzsack ( Writer/Lyricst) whom contributed towards extensive use of “Gëëky” Vocabulary from artists and influencers.
Yö, Twïzzy, Yöü fïnnä püll üp tö lüh höüsë? |

Hello friend, do you wanna come over to my house?

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by Kevin Toor May 6, 2023
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Genker

a silly little troll man who you find unusually amusing, as well as simultaneously feeling annoyed by them and bad for them.
Gosh that Aidan guy is such a genker, he's just asking for trouble!
by willstrow July 10, 2023
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shoe geezers

Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.
Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.

Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.
by free4all23 June 26, 2009
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amazing geezer

UK (only?) : amazing + geezer = amazing geezer

Top bloke, Good man, male person who went above and beyond (the call of duty).
Guy1: That Jeff guy is an amazing geezer; he lent me the cab fare to get home. When I tried to pay him back he said, "keep it as a birthday present"!
Guy2: Sweet! Yeah, he's smarter all right. He paid for my hash too!
by Mart2038 June 2, 2015
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Triple Geezer

When a woman inserts your penis, and both testicles in her oral cavity as an act of sexual pleasure / debauchery
" Yo, you know Karen? The chick from last night? the catholic girl ? That bitch hit me with the triple geezer !!"
by WhoAmI667 September 15, 2019
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