horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.

"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

potato glove

a plastic glove with a rough sandpapery surface used primarily to scrape peelings off of raw potatos. It's other lesser know application is self abuse by people traveling to the north woods who lock themselves inside their trailers all weekend to view low bandwith pron and potato glove themselves all weekend.

My brother came up to camp but ended up locked in his trailer all weekend with his laptop and his potato glove.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

loaded gloves

When a boxer removes the padding Inside the gloves for maximum impact ie Collins vs Resto

Mayweather won the fight because he had Loaded gloves, automatic disqualification from match

by sidmon69 October 20, 2019

soggy glove

A glove, that has had 5 separate penises ejaculate into a different finger each. The glove is then gifted to a female.

Dave, Scott, Tony, Malcolm and I are going to do a soggy glove for Nancy later.

by TerribleTrevorTheTomcat November 18, 2017

Glove Wanker

To wear fingerless biker styled gloves to the gym while working out.

“Hey look everyone Manda has got herself a set of fingerless gloves, what a glove wanker!”

by Rokena February 20, 2020

Butter Glove

The act of covering one's hand in butter, and then ferociously giving a hand job to one's self, or someone else.

Alex: Yo Dave, What's with the stained pants?

Dave: Oh man! That's just butter.

Alex: Man, how the fuck did you get butter on your pants?

Dave: Bro, my girlfriend just butter gloved me so hard!

by ItsHunterBTF November 20, 2013

Gentlemen's Glove

A Johnny, a rubber, the ultimate weapon of defence for a man of no commitment

Jeeves, fetch the gentlemen's glove, I require a posh wank.

by dwarvenrogue May 27, 2016