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soggy glove

A glove, that has had 5 separate penises ejaculate into a different finger each. The glove is then gifted to a female.
Dave, Scott, Tony, Malcolm and I are going to do a soggy glove for Nancy later.
by TerribleTrevorTheTomcat November 18, 2017
mugGet the soggy glovemug.

Glove Wanker

To wear fingerless biker styled gloves to the gym while working out.
Hey look everyone Manda has got herself a set of fingerless gloves, what a glove wanker!”
by Rokena February 20, 2020
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kipper glove

A term to describe your hand after playing with a lady, but prior to washing it.
"She let you put your hand up her skirt and everything?!"
"Yeah man got, a bit of a kipper glove now though"
by bluntforcetrauma December 18, 2016
mugGet the kipper glovemug.

Surgical Glove

When you put your fist in amale/female's anus up to your wrist, and hook your finger on the edge of the anus, pull on it and let it go asyou spread your hands. It's painful but amazing.
Boy: Did you hear about Billy? He gave his girl the Surgical glove, tore her ass apart.
by LizzieDoesntSparkle February 8, 2019
mugGet the Surgical Glovemug.

Rubber gloves

The thing you use when you don't have a condom your size
I've said enough about rubber gloves
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 May 30, 2021
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Fudge Gloves

When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.
Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves
by SemtexJack August 17, 2018
mugGet the Fudge Glovesmug.

turtle glove

when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it
I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it
by wobblebeard November 21, 2019
mugGet the turtle glovemug.

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