Grand Slam

When a guy receives a hand job, blow job, & get's to fuck a pussy and anus all in the same night

Jake : Wow there is nothing on tv tonight I'm so bored!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!

by SlopNChop December 10, 2017

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

best. game. ever.
best. game. ever.

the guy doing this definition is so right!

by XIII is cool February 15, 2005

Grand Moff

noun.
1. A big shot. Someone who has a very large reputation. See Big Kahuna.

Term originates from Grand Moff Tarkin, the Imperial General who authorized the destruction of Alderaan in Star Wars. However, the more colloquial use of Grand Moff started sometime in the late 20th century.

1. Lumberg in Office Space is the quintessential Grand Moff Boss of the office world.

by dinyctis June 11, 2004

Dodge Grand Caravan

The van you drive that belongs to your mom because you can't afford your own car.

Person 1: You actually drive a Dodge Grand Caravan?
Person 2: Until I move out, get a job, and can afford my own car, yes.

by GodsDemonHunter October 1, 2008

grand theft auto san andreas

The Game that these two guys planned on getting before it came out that I am playing right now. The game that along with 8 mile got every white kid in this town saying "wadup doe". It's packed with all kinds of awesome mini games and possibilities for advancement to different levels of leadership and ownership. Straight gangsta.

After playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, life just doesn't seem all that dangerous.

by thejuiceclub August 2, 2006

Grand Old Cheese

noun: grandmother.

From the Australian slang for mother-- "old cheese"

After her grandchild called her the Grand Old Cheese, the grandmother made it her new screenname

by Elizabeth Tudor June 1, 2006

grand houdini

It starts out when a man is fucking a girl from behind, while she is facing out a window. Another man sneaks out from a nearby hiding place. Man 1 quickly pulls out while Man 2 quickly jumps in. Man 1 sneaks out, runs outside, and waves up to the unsuspecting girl at the window.

Spencer and I totally nailed that grand houdini!

by Nico69 December 1, 2006