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Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.
Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.
by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008
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funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.
I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.
by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017
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mud funnel

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel
by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011
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Twitter Funnel Effect

When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.
Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.
by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024
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Funnel dropper

A term, commonly used within sales, for somebody you have been working with a long time that finally pans out.
You can’t count that person for this month, they’re a funnel dropper.
by TeamHellYeah November 28, 2017
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rape funnel

imagine a finger trap but with people
i got caught in a rape funnel
by lonelyfinger April 4, 2020
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Funnel

Where you cum into a girls ass and use a funnel to drink the cum. You can add some ingredients like coke or lemonade if needed
“Hey babe come here so I can funnel you out
by Funneling September 17, 2019
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