Founderitis

The foolish assumption that some founders of some companies and organizations have that leads them to believe that they have special privileges to make decisions that don't make good business sense.

I realize that having a palatial crash pad in Hollywood is a waste of money but I am the founder of this company and I go there once a month so we are going to spend $10K a month to have it. What?! You think I have founderitis?

by ZMissy July 20, 2009

funeral line

A line of cars that would appear as in a police escort to a funeral.

Dude do you see that long ass line of cars, its like a freakin funeral line.

by Mr. Get It Done July 27, 2009

Frundercut

A positional variation of the eighties trend to undercut hair on the side or back of the head, the Frundercut is formed by clippering or shaving the front hair line at the top of the for head giving a stubbly effect often seen on footballers and especially popular in certain areas of Berlin.

Mann did you see the Frundercut on that guy!

by urbanwordite March 30, 2010

Funergy

That magical energy you get when you should be tired, but since you're doing something fun, you feel wide awake!

The opposite is like when you wake up and remember you have to go to school and feel extreamly tired eventhough you just woke up.

I had to get up at 3:00 AM to catch a flight, but since I was leaving for my vacation I had plenty of funergy.

by Snowplane March 24, 2013

funeral ADD

The uncontrollable urge to laugh out loud, do or say something inappriate or get up and run away during a funeral service.

Girl, we were at Merl's funeral and Sue's funeral ADD kicked in...she started laughing when the pastor mispronounced a word, then started humming "Don't Fear the Reaper"!

by shepherdgal July 8, 2012

fender cricket

A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.

I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.

by motech January 20, 2015

Findering

Findering: The act of using tinder using someone else's profile.

Person 1: Dude what are you doing on my phone?
Person 2 : Bro I'm findering for you.

by Red283 August 1, 2016