When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".
Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!
by Kestutis October 20, 2010
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1. a cock blocking friend.
2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.
3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.
4. a friend with great sexual impulses.
2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.
3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.
4. a friend with great sexual impulses.
Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.
Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB
Nate: he cock blocked me last night...
Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?
Tye: go f**k yourself.
Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB
Nate: he cock blocked me last night...
Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?
Tye: go f**k yourself.
by Psychotic Tye July 23, 2010
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by mrscobb22 July 13, 2011
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A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!
One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!
One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015
Get the kleenex friendship mug.The situation when one is engaged in a threesome and two of the participants become extremely into each other, neglecting the sexual needs of the third person and eventually ignoring them almost entirely. Derives from the scenario in which one is enjoying a fast food meal and immediately devours the burger, only to neglect the side of fries until later, leaving them cold, jealous, and a little salty.
"So you hooked up with Dillon and Spencer the same night?"
"Yeah, but I was definitely the cold fries, they were way too into each other."
"Bro, you made it with Katie and Sam at the same time?! Legendary!"
"It was cool and all, but I think Katie was feeling like the cold fries, kind of killed the vibe."
"Yeah, but I was definitely the cold fries, they were way too into each other."
"Bro, you made it with Katie and Sam at the same time?! Legendary!"
"It was cool and all, but I think Katie was feeling like the cold fries, kind of killed the vibe."
by testifyre November 7, 2015
Get the Cold fries mug.The person who you trust your life with and you will never stop loveing because their amazing they also sometimes steal your food
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