Donkey-sucking-freshman-flaker

n.

This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak

Yeah, well, shut up you Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker!

by You're a Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker December 4, 2004

Freshman baseball

N.
A circle jerk

Can be used to imply the said jerkers were caught in the act

Did you hear some dudes were caught playing freshman baseball in the back of the bus?

Bet he's a member of a freshman baseball team.

by CDubalubalub April 18, 2008

Freshman Red

When you get drunk (or just ED) and your penis stops working just before you're about to have sex with a chick. This causes great embarrassment and you will forever be known as the guy who can't get it up.

Evan: Freshman Red exists--it's a real thing.
Drew: Freshman Red does not exist, you just have ED.
Evan: Sad face.

by Commander Cool aka Me December 15, 2008

freshmanitis

Is someone who comes from high school to college and doesn't think about putting his time for studies. Enjoys more the time of having less classes and ignores the daily studies. Thinks only about partying and socializing, rather

Erick is a college freshman, first semester. He goes to classes and does his job. Outside classes, Erick spends most of his time playing PS3 and gives a f**** on his studies. He only wants to have fun and wants to party more. So he got freshmanitis. He later gets in trouble in the end of the first semester keeping up with his grades and fails like in High School

by Lil biggy November 18, 2013

freshmen slander

when UNFAIR upperclassmen UNFAIRLY get mad at and hate the INNOCENT freshmen for NO REASON.

i will not sit still for this so called freshmen slander...

by theanonymouscantaloupe November 16, 2020

Freshman Ipod

when freshman in schools are given laptops to use for educational purposes, but they load it with tons of downloaded music and walk around with headphones on and an open laptop to listen to the music rather than buying an ipod. originated in Glen A Wilson. by 4th period PE

Person 1: hey look at that freshman and his laptop
Person 2: shut up let him rock his freshman ipod

by the eye on facebook November 7, 2009

Freshman Dunk

When a basketball player (who cannot dunk) goes up for a layup (either in-game or in warm-ups) and slaps the backboard after releasing the ball.

Non-basketball player in crowd(1): Oh shit, did you just see that freshman dunk?

Non-basketball player in crowd(2): Yeah, that was sick. He jumped high enough to touch the backboard after that lay-in.

Non-basketball player in crowd(1): Yeah, well, he is white so that is the best he could do.

by KingSlim March 29, 2010