Farter The Funny

Silly autistic retard who has half the normal amounts of chromosomes. AKA Fat inbred fat toothless fat retard fat burger fat

Dylan Merfy is Farter the Funny!!!!

by I_love_Trey January 26, 2023

formerly-known-as

Your X - or ex - with a nod to the convolutions of Twitter.

"Check out the babe."
"No need. ... She's my formerly-known-as"
"Sorry."

by Monkey's Dad November 2, 2023

Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.

"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."

by olliebroon November 25, 2009

smooth farter

~ A person capable of farting without making any noise, especially in public.

~ When it smells and you wonder where it came from.

Tim is a big time Smooth Farter.

by thefilmguy November 27, 2011

Taylor Foster

Just a smalltown girl, from northern California. Possibly the most beautiful girl to lay your eyes on. She is blonde, and has a twin sister named Fallyn. She is a member of FFA, and is kind, caring, compassionate, and a brilliant friend, not many people are lucky enough to have people like Taylor Foster in their lives.

Taylor Foster, will you date me? :)

by sayyessayyessayyes!!! January 12, 2013

Princess fortress

A vagina that is so beautiful when the man eats it or penetrates it the trumpets start blaring and he feels like he has just won a grand prize.

Her pussy looked so beautiful last night it was like going into a princess fortress.

by Princess gorgeous April 25, 2013

rhubarb-forcer

A woman who is sexually attractive enough to cause an erection -- make the rhubarb grow -- just by looking at her.

Guy: Wow, that girl is HOT!
Friend: Yep, she's a real rhubarb-forcer!

by ring-tailed roarer April 13, 2014