Fucktional

When shits not functional it's fucktional. Fucktional when you gotta grab a tool talk dirty to it slap it around finger it a lil just to get it to work

Work was work again today everything was fucktional couldn't get shit done

by RoyalsMonttryal May 22, 2017

Fuktional

Functional in the sense that it increases one's sexual desirability or otherwise assists with sex.

Myra: "So, which swimsuit do you think I should wear to the beach --the one-piece or the bikini?”

Rob: "Definitely the bikini. It’s much more fuktional."

by Biochemkt October 13, 2017

functional strength

Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.

I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!

by Uncle-ted April 21, 2018

function music

Party Music; high energy provocative music: ratchet

The DJ was dope last night but he didn't play any function music, you know, music like 'JHawk Productions'. I was trying to get release my inner ratchet.

by ForTheFunction January 14, 2018

Flunking

Flunking is when you get several dead male bodies, chop their penisis off, then put them into a blender with any liquid then blend it up, then get any type of food you would eat and poor the sloppy gooey juice on top of it, then slowly share it with another male friend all the way till you kiss, then throw up all the penis from the juice in each others mouth

So Ben do you want to go flunking at the weekend it will be pretty cray cray

by L3w368ss May 16, 2018

functional-beauty

Beauty derived from functionalism.

Adjective form: "functionally-beautiful"

My friend who is an engineer, will stare at the following things, like one gazes at fine art: Wood-burning-stoves, Stirling-engines, Opticas, Orinithropters, Theremins, Brachistichrone-curves, and Derigibles; because they have a functional-beauty derived from the elegant way they achieve their goals.

Many "functionalist" buildings are not functionally-beautiful, because the designers often forego the shortest/quickest paths in favor of a cumbersome grid-like floorplan.

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 9, 2018

Fucktional

Being a functional clusterfuck.

Being fucked up but functional.

Strangely, he's more functional when he's fucked up... so he's fucktional.

I got fucked up but but things all worked out because I'm a fucktional adult.

Suzy is a disaster, but she's still functional ....because she's fucktional.

I'm not functional... I'm fucktional.

by Ticky Ty December 30, 2018