Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
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Get the floor slapper mug.Jimmy: I heard JGee's new track, that shit was floor bomb
Max: Dude I know, JGee raps to hot, its like a full lit cigarette
Jimmy: Ya! and his lungs a fucked up like black liquorish
Max: And the serious shit happens when he rocks the mic
Jimmy: It's almost like the shit he did with your bitch the other night
Jimmy: Emma is the opposite of floor bomb, she's unFloor Bomb
Max: Toats
Max: Dude I know, JGee raps to hot, its like a full lit cigarette
Jimmy: Ya! and his lungs a fucked up like black liquorish
Max: And the serious shit happens when he rocks the mic
Jimmy: It's almost like the shit he did with your bitch the other night
Jimmy: Emma is the opposite of floor bomb, she's unFloor Bomb
Max: Toats
by JGeeOfficial December 26, 2011
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When you’re too lazy to use a paper towel or toilet paper during self pleasure, so your cum ends up on the floor
Person 1: Ew, what is that that I just stepped on?! Why is the floor sticky?! ( sticky floor)
Person 2: ....
Person 2: ....
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