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Calamity Flats

AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.
I was born in Calamity Flats but moved to Sacradementia when dad got laid off by Weyerhauser.
by DuWayne Lippschitz January 20, 2011
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Thread Flintstone

The oldest guy on the forum/in the current thread. Not even a little bit "with it". Will occasionally talking about his rash or back pains.
by MetalSpork November 22, 2011
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sugar flies

Sugar flies, noun, Women who hang around and on male homosexuals to keep straight guys from even looking their way.

Women who keeps gay male friends because they are harmless to them.
"That fucking faggot at the bar has sugar flies buzzing all around him."
"Oh shit here comes gay Adam and his swarm of sugar flies."
"We could tell you were a homo by your train of sugar flies."
by Scarcazim October 9, 2013
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the fitsgerald method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.
I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..
by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016
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pajama fits

Those middle of the night or early morning bouts of anxiety that wake you from a deep sleep so that you can fret and sweat over real or imagined problems, all of which appear to have an inevitable and disastrous conclusion; however, when you wake up the next morning, they don't appear nearly as bad or as catastrophic.
I'm totally whipped this morning. I had pajama fits all night about that sound in the attic, which can only be explained as a pack of oversized and rabid raccoons, my furnace about to burst into flames and burn me alive, or just this old house "settling."
by Rufus Pardue June 8, 2016
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the flinstones

The Flinstones is a really old show from the caveman times where they watched it in comic books by rock. eating rock cereal.
-Hey remember the flinstones?
-Uhh, that was in caveman times
by DaTurtle April 19, 2018
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What Fits?

“What Fits?” is a game for men and women where you lay out cylindrical items from smallest to biggest and take turns inserting it in yourself. For example, Stephanie inserts a pencil in her vagina (can also be applied to your mouth or anus), if it fits she is not eliminated. Then you keep repeating the same process until there is one person left. For example, Stephanie could not fit the squash in her vagina yet Kate could, therefore, Stephanie is eliminated. It is important to note that you have to take the previous item out. Do NOT insert multiple things in yourself. If you’re feeling frisky and want to spice up the game instead of laying out cylindrical items from smallest to biggest you can go around the room and grab the first item you see.
Hey, Stacey! Do you wanna play What Fits?
by HomieFromTheBlock November 17, 2020
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