fagosite

joint word for faggot + parasite, defined as faggot that only feeds on dick and/or pussy (depending on sexuality), as well as the only liquid consumed being cum and/or pussy juice

Jordan: “Hey, Alyssa! Have you seen James at school lately?”

Alyssa: “No. The last time I saw him at school, he was sucking dick in the middle of the lunchroom.”
Jordan: “Gross. He’s such a fagosite!”

by bloxhead January 27, 2023

Fatass Bitch

To be used in place of the words cool, awsome, dope, etc.

That dude over there thinks he's pretty fatass bitch but is actually super unfatass bitch.

by REV. Weed February 26, 2023

Fatass

Lucas Daley: The biggest biggen of them all who can't take the hint of when to fuck off because his stomach gets in the way of his common sense and blocks that shit like Captain America's shield. This is likely because he has three of them hanging off the front of his body.

YOU FUCKING FATASS GET OFF THE GOD DAM COUCH AND STOP EATING TWINKIES

by Daley Video's June 8, 2023

Factos Intolerance

When a brain is not able to break down and digest facts. Derived from the Spanish word 'Factos'(meaning facts) made popular to the English speaking community by Cristiano Ronaldo.

Nah Travis isn't better than Eminem or 50 cent you have factos Intolerance

by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023

Factos Intolerant

Unable to digest facts; Affected by Factos Intolerance.
Also known as being delusional

Stop denying the truth, you're factos intolerant!

by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023

The Fates

The Fates are a group of three weaving goddesses who assign individual destinies to mortals at birth. Their names are Clotho (the Spinner), Lachesis (the Alloter) and Atropos (the Inflexible). In the older myths, they were the daughters of Nyx, but later, they are more often portrayed as the offspring of Zeus and Themis. In Orphic cosmogony, their mother is said to have been Ananke orNecessity. Either way, they had enormous power and even Zeus was unable to recall their decisions.

The Moirai, or Fates, are usually thought of as three sisters.

Your death has already been decided by the Fates, Agrius.

by Spider-Panda September 24, 2019

Spinal Fartosis

It is a medical condition when you fart and it travels to your brain through your spine and becomes a shitty thought or an idea.

Bro, your jokes suck and your ideas are ever shitty. I think you have spinal fartosis.

by Mr. Brains December 8, 2020