fashion violator

A person whose outfit doesn't match or is so illfitting or out of style that it is painful for others to look at.

I can't go out with that guy; he's a total fashion violator and I'd be embarrassed to be seen in public with him wearing that loud outfit and stupid hat.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys May 16, 2020

fashion plate

to dress in styllsh clothes; to look successful, to look well dressed.

Joe's a nice guy, but he's no fashion plate. Just wears jeans, white socks--you know the type.

by JG 1 May 3, 2022

Hanger Fashion

A wardrobe malfunction that is hailed as fashion.
Derived from Hitoribocchi no Marumaruseikatsu, where character Aru Honshou forgot to remove the hanger from her school uniform, and when confronted about it, she proclaims it as fashion.

"Bro, you put your shirt on backwards."
"What do you mean? It's fashion!"
"You mean Hanger Fashion."

by TRIBAL CHIEF UCE October 30, 2021

Fashion orgasm

When your friends attire comes together and she's so excited about the outfit she's chosen fashion Bliss occurs and it triggers a sexual orgasm.
Scantily clad items that trigger a sexual response in either male or female genders

Girl that outfit is so hot I think I just had a fashion orgasm..

by Fashion popo May 25, 2021

Fashion-Missing

When someone has gone completely insane with their outfit and has seriously no fashion sense what's so ever.

Annabell: Ms. Curry has gone totally Fashion-Missing with that outfit today.
Tessa: I know that skirt is hideous!!!

by Leilani-bear December 17, 2008

Fashion Depression

When whiny little "emo" kids mope about and talk about how depressed they are, when in reality they're not depressed; it's just the "in" thing to be depressed when you're "emo".

Emo boy: GAWD, I'm -so- depressed! I have no life! UGH, I'm just gonna sit here and cut your wrists.

Me: Hahah, you do that; have fun.

Emo boy: I will.. me and my Fashion Depression.

by ADTRfanforlife July 30, 2011

Old Fashion

An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.

Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.

by bige24 August 12, 2011