To masturbate or to jerk off.
by MC Katze May 02, 2018
Yet another slang term for the anus.
Owing to the fact that the anal sphincter looks somewhat like a flower covered in Marmite.
Owing to the fact that the anal sphincter looks somewhat like a flower covered in Marmite.
by Scarecrow.Breaks June 18, 2009
A beer bottle planted by one person in the home of another person during a party in hopes of getting the host in trouble. The bottle is a surprise that signifies drinking has occurred and is hidden in a less obvious place. Usually pertains to underage drinking.
Trevor: "Hey bro, did you go to Brad's party?"
Brandon: "Yea man, I left a beer flower in the spice cabinet."
Trevor: "No way, his parents are going to flip when they find it!"
Brandon: "Yea man, I left a beer flower in the spice cabinet."
Trevor: "No way, his parents are going to flip when they find it!"
by jtschwags May 27, 2014
When you walk into a bathroom and the spray someone used to cover the rancid smell isn't doing its job.
Thomas was in the shitter for 30 minutes. I walked in right after and it smelled like death and flowers.
by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008
The lead singer and pianist of The Killers. Also the hottest man alive and a musical genius. He was born on June 21 1981. He was born in las vegas moved to Utah when he was 8 moved back to vegas his junior year of high school and now has moved back to Utah. He is mormon and has 4 sisters and 1 brother while he is the youngest. He loves humus and his teeth are fake because when he had braces as a teenager when they took them off pieces of his teeth came with them so they put fake ones in that has become his amazing pearly white smile. He has a wife and 3 boys. Also did I mention that he is the hottest man ever and he has the most beautiful voice ever and he is really hot i mean REEEEAAAALLLLY HOT. Also really cut and adorable and shy. He also has big and really AMAZING biceps.
I love Brandon Flowers. I will meet Brandon Flowers one day and then i will die because the excitement and Brandon Flowers amazing voice, looks, biceps, and personality will be to strong for me so I will just die.
by I Love Brandon Flowers November 12, 2017
Guy 1: Wow I never realized the Katie was also a guy o_0
Guy 2: Yeah I found out the hard way that she's a complete flower
Guy 2: Yeah I found out the hard way that she's a complete flower
by michicauce April 04, 2009
When you bust into an intricate design of a flower then freeze it. When solid take it and throw that flower into the woman’s pussy and give her anal while she gets pregnant off of your frozen cum.
by Biggie dick November 30, 2018