A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.
by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022
Get the Floor wafflemug. Usually occurring in a large multi-floor building, where individuals go from floor to floor looking for parties, people to hang out with, etc.
by Bob Chan September 14, 2010
Get the floor hoppingmug. The collection of hair, pet hair, lint, and dust that collects in the corners of your floor and under the furniture.
by Jrickso December 28, 2008
Get the floor pubesmug. by OldManCyclist October 7, 2016
Get the Floor Shrimpmug. by FBMS May 13, 2019
Get the Gym Floormug. by jerold dean November 21, 2004
Get the the door in the floormug. Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020
Get the Hardwood Flooringmug.