Fracking

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into a ho.

I never said I would ban fracking, how do you think I got where I am?

by Kamarris October 8, 2020

Fracking

When a homosapien male sticks his penis into 2-12" cylindrical hole dug into the Earth's soil at a prior time. Typically, raw fornication is achieved with Mother Nature.

Did you catch President Joe Biden fracking on the White House front lawn last Thursday?

by HunterW99 December 15, 2020

Fracking widow

A wife who’s husband is in the oil industry / fracking industry and works for extended amounts of time leaving his wife for weeks at a time.

My husband is leaving for his hitch and making me a fracking widow for two weeks.

by Ckay2u7 February 18, 2021

Fracking

The act of shitting in the bed of your enemies.

He tried to steal my girlfriend, so I gave him a good fracking.

by hotglueharlot April 16, 2021

Fracking

What happened to you butthole when you passed out on the ground in the trailer park.

DANG! Maw and Paw and cousin junior sure musta been fracking my butthole all night, cuz I barely made it to my shift at the waffle hut this mornin' on account of my hind-end hurtin' so much, y'all. Praise Jeezus, it stings!

by Sasquatch Sandwich July 6, 2021

Fracking

From the SyFy network remake of the Battlestar Galactica series: The acceptable version of the swear word Fuck that would be approved by the network censors and not subject the network to FCC fines.

Also a substitute for Farting, screwing, pissing, etc. - situational dependent

What's your Fracking problem?

Who gives a Frack. (rhetorical)

What the Frack?

Would you two stop Fracking around.

Would you two stop Fracking.

by PanamaD July 6, 2021

Flocking

Talking about something in your life in a vague and brief sentence or small talk with no further explanation for attention, usually provoking.

She was flocking about her new boyfriend near her ex

by DYZY November 11, 2021