A jizz festival is where a whole bunch of gay dude have a orgy wit eachother and they have quote on quote anal sex
by Turkey_tits69 December 30, 2019
During year-round festival, you can commit any crime that you can possibly imagine against the furry community (if you can make it there on time). Weapons will be provided by festival staff, but you can bring your own if you'd like! It takes place every 3 years, starting on January 1st, and ending on December 31st. The Festival of Furry Brutality is held in a different place each time, so be prepared for a long journey if you want to attend!
by TheFurSlayer December 15, 2022
by suckblocksyeayea February 07, 2021
The most feral chick you have ever laid eyes upon. The worst looking female creature. So bad that it can burn your eyes.
by CappyDog September 11, 2021
Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.
Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.
by СукаБлять March 20, 2024
The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.
You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!
by slim_sheady July 14, 2019
Bringing the city of Los Angeles 9 hours of Nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! Fresh Squeezed Festival brought to you by Fresh Entertainment, is the summers juciest event. With thousands of pounds of oranges given out FREE all night, combined with world class DJ lineups and Massive Stage Production. Join us in celebration of summer!
I am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at Fresh Squeezed Festival!
by qUEEnBinX June 26, 2009