Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.
Example 1: "I didn't do anything on Sunday; I just faffed around the house."
Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."
Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."
Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."
Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."
by Amy Lapierre October 12, 2005
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Get the fafalily mug.Acronym for "Fuck A Fruit Basket", a term originating from Toronto, ON, Canada, and coined by the Progressive rock band Day Job Orchestra. It is primarily used a filler for random dialogue, often used to end a sentence and/or awkward situation. it can often have many defintions, and is open to interpretation...
When all else fails, FAFB!
I have a business installing Styrofoam nuns, FAFB!
one can have sexual intercourse with laundry basket that is full of food high in Vitamin C and other juice related products, or you could simply say FAFB!
I have a business installing Styrofoam nuns, FAFB!
one can have sexual intercourse with laundry basket that is full of food high in Vitamin C and other juice related products, or you could simply say FAFB!
by djsemat May 29, 2010
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Usually used in internet chatrooms when someone is pretending to be away from the keyboard, also known as lurking.
They will not respond to any messages you send to them, they are only there to be entertained.
Usually used in internet chatrooms when someone is pretending to be away from the keyboard, also known as lurking.
They will not respond to any messages you send to them, they are only there to be entertained.
by ooya July 29, 2009
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by D'metrius Fagg January 15, 2006
Get the Fafuffnick mug.Karl Pilkington explained to Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that travel to foreign lands was a lot o faffin, because you have to get injections just to keep yourself alive during the visit.
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