Do it fart tho

A phrase said by horny motherfuckers looking at ass pics. Often found in the comment sections of accounts on instagram, onlyfans, and twitter. If you find one, turn him over to the horny police

Hot girl: Posts ass pic
Simp: Do it fart tho?
Simp police officer: -sigh- really man? Really? Do it FART? I seen some down bad motherfuckers in my day, but you....you take the cake.
Simp: Anything for her cake 🥺🥺🥺
Policeman: Just get in the damn car

by LtLemonade January 12, 2021

Fear Fart

The involuntary reaction of anal sphincter relaxation and gas release from severe fright. The caliber of smell depends on the intensity of the fear experienced.

I can smell your fear. Nope sorry, that was just my fear fart.

What is that smell?! ...I think the pig-man with the chainsaw must really have scared Jenna, she's been fear farting ever since.

by thetrifecta November 5, 2010

clydesdale fart

Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.

Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.

by killa beana April 26, 2014

fartle

When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.

I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.

by Lauren McCormack February 8, 2006

atomic fart

A fart with fallout. More than a wet fart. Usually unintended. Begins as gas, but finishes with value added.

His attempt to subtly, quietly relieve his gas pressure ended terribly in a loud atomic fart.

by MTSpacey December 9, 2008

fartawful

Synonym for FALAFEL. Falafel is also called fartawful because it gives you smelly farts.

I had a fartawful sandwich for lunch today. It was tasty.

by Jebblebbles June 4, 2007

fartoisseur

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.

Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."

by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010