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Xperiments

To randomly put whatever you want in a bottle such as perfumes, hot sauces, candies, bodily fluids, bathroom or kitchen chemicals, etc. Then you shake it up and leave it in an undisturbed area for 2-3 weeks, then when you come back it could just be the most horrible and disgusting thing you will ever come across in your lifetime.
1. dude me and my friend made xperiments a couple weeks ago wanna go get it out?

2. Tommy and Joe were bored one day, so they made xperiments. Two weeks later Tommy drank it. Tommy didn't feel good after he drank it. Tommy had to get his stomach pumped. The doctor threw up because of all the horrible substances that were coming out of Tommy.
by SmiwyROD May 28, 2010
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experience

something you have already done so many times that you know exactly what to do
i have experience in this subject

i have so much experience , i have done this so many times
by dance master October 3, 2016
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Experience

When someone is not feminine enough to be called a female nor masculine enough to be called a male. Originated from Steven Universe when a boy fused with a girl. Used as an insult to one who looks like the opposite gender without trying.
Garnet: Stevonnie, listen to me. You are not two people, and you Aare not one person. You are an experience.

Person 1: Hinata is hottest Naruto girl.
Person 2: Nah, Hinata is an experience.
by Yoyomom October 1, 2021
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Glastonbury Experience

N: An attempt to make a wonderfully romantic moment where absolutely everything goes completely wrong from the get go, and having a good outcome anyway.

Inspired by Graham Norton
"I took my date out and gave her a lovely Glastonbury Experience where food poisoning morphed into lovemaking."
by Mugger Jack August 12, 2009
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Direct Experience

Expression used in spiritual/philosophical circles referring to an unmediated experience of transcendence or the numinous, usually achieved through meditative/introspective practices - such as 'self-inquiry' - or through the use of psychedelics. Synonymous with the mystical experience.
Ramana Maharshi underwent direct experience as a 14-year old.

I had a direct experience by doing 5 grams of dried psilocybin mushrooms.
by DjinnHeyoka December 12, 2020
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Baltimore Experience

Anal penetration while wearing a Lamar Jackson Jersey
Raleigh: If you take my shirt, I’m going to give you the Baltimore Experience.
by Cheech and Chingchong December 28, 2021
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Out of Office Experience

When one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarrassing. Such examples include leaving to loudly pass wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.

Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.
Richard: "Hey, where's Paul gone?"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"

- Sometime Later -

Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"
by Ternal May 20, 2011
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