Essay

An 8.5 by 11 inch penis

Teacher: any more questions about the essay?
Student: how long does it have to be?
Teacher: 11 inches
Student: what!?
Teacher: u know, 8.5 by 11 inches
Student: oh haha dirty joke in school hahaha orgasm!

by Damilkman12 May 13, 2009

Essay-T

an alternate spelling for the new SAT, emphasizing its inclusion of the 25 min. essay into the writing assessment.

The SAT was out of 1600 points; the Essay-T is out of 2400...

by Cristopher Kim February 23, 2008

essay-rapped

When one works really hard on an essay and it turns out to be total crap.

Guy1: Wow, I spent like an entire week writing that essay and I got C! I got totally essay-rapped

by unum March 4, 2008

Essam

This meme devouring machine is often found inside his highschool locker. Essam, better known as E, regularly T-poses on his haters. It is a common trait of Es to carry around pop tart generators inside their testicles, this is why he gets all the hoes. You can often see an E in close sexual contact with a female who is trying to make him nut for his pop tart. The only bad trait about an E is that they always seem to steal your girl but with his epic default dance it is compensated.

Girl 1: Hey did you see that Essam over there?
Girl 2: Yeah I totally made him nut for that poptart

by BigBrainBoi November 16, 2018

ESSA

Essa is a gang that doesn’t play around with crip niggas an ready to fight for they crew

Yooo look them essa man heavy

by Essa gang May 28, 2019

essa

essa - popular in Poland vulgar word mainly used by young people after e.g. killing someone in a video game, or when they are happy.

in a game

(kills someone)
-essa!

by rainboV015 April 22, 2019

Esra

Probably likes drugs. Esra is crazy and a redhead. She likes to party and loves sex.

Dude esra is fucking crazy

by Air is bae November 21, 2016