Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Eskimo hug

Rubbing chests from side to side as a way to stay warm in the cooler.

I hope Paul and Paul 2 stay warm in the cooler today. Oh they'll be fine I saw them eskimo hugging.

by Merry Poppins July 2, 2019

Eskimo salad

first rim asshole with animal fat of choice; ranging from crisco to whale blubber. then add round frozen berries, put ice cube in mouth and bon appetit.

it was my bitches birthday so I treated her to an Eskimo salad.

I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.

by akokay June 2, 2019

eskimo lover

when you and your partner have mutually hooked up with a 3rd person

Sasha and I both got with Maddie, I guess that makes us eskimo lovers.

by okoe March 5, 2017

Eskimo pile

When a person masturbates in the bath tub while 5-however many assholes will fit around the rim of the tub and shits on the bather.

Later on my bf an his friends are going to Eskimo pile on me. An Eskimo pile at the end of the day always relaxes me.

by Only my grandpa can touch me January 12, 2017

Eskimo Mama

The female who is responsible for making people eskimo brothers.

Damn, we're eskimo brothers, and our eskimo mama is Stacy.

by ahahahahahahahahahaha1000000 February 24, 2012

Eskimo Piledriver

The act of an Eskimo hyper fapping.

A person of Yupik or Inuit decent who can masturbate faster than people of other origin.

I told her the only way I could cum is if she performs the Eskimo Piledriver. She broke both her arms.

He is just fapping as fast as he can, eskimo piledriving that shit.

by DrStraynge January 10, 2012