Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Emil

Emil has a GIANT dick and is from Rungsted. He is a sexy russian boy that makes all the girls wanna have sex with him. He has a huge dick and knows how to make a girl wet. U see him in the hallway and u just wanna drop to ur knees. Every girl fights over Emil.

Girl 1: Wow. Emil is such a bad russian boy with a big dick

Girl 2: I know. I just fucked him!

Emil is so sexy

by Javevejjejrb December 11, 2023

Emile

Emile is such a gentlemen. he has eyes that sparkle when he looks at his wife, imaan
he has dimples and gawdamn he has a fine ass back. he has the most beautiful smile and is obsessed with cars. Emile Van Niekerk, you're so fucking perfect.

Imaan is in lo e with Emile.

by imaanhiraaaa August 8, 2023

Emil

The GOD amongst all anime traps

Anonymous: "Yo, have you seen Emil in the episode yesterday?"
Me: "YAAAAS, I love him and his cute bunny ears"

by BlueGuy70 August 21, 2023

Paul-Emile

A random guy met on Tinder, who enjoys beer, photography and Hans Zimmer

Person 1. 'I prefer drink a draft than be one'
Person 2. 'You must be a Paul-Emile!'

by mmmm14 September 9, 2023

Sindromul Emil

boala de la care zici intruna emil in morti mei

1:ba ce faci
2:emil
1:ce?
2:emil

*Sindromul Emil*

by zaSmoK October 2, 2023

Emil

Emil is a ketchup lover

Emil eats ketchup

by Lord of Melis October 2, 2023