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Email battle

An exchage of email (typically business related)communication characterized by increasingly inflamatory, antagonistic, or sarcastic commentary. Generally, the battle ends when one participant becomes too angry to continue without using profanity or threatening physical violence.
Wade started an email battle with me today when I emailed he and John and asked them to work on their collections. He must be experiencing his monthly flow.
by El Jefe (the true El Jefe) September 5, 2011
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email

A horrible and inneficient way to communicate with people in the world.
My email inbox was filled with tons of spam and porn.
by Max April 11, 2004
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email dump

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media, by someone betraying you, in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if email dump-definition a)- will be used by that "someone" to "torpedo you underwater" decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
by Sexydimma January 28, 2021
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emailing Amsterdam

The process of trying to check your email from inside a moving vehicle using public wi-fi. This requires (1) finding an open wi-fi network, (2) logging in to the network using DHCP, and (3) frantically trying to check your email or surf the web before the signal is lost.

Typically done quickly while at a stop light mostly out of curiousity and boredom and hopefully without picking up a virus (not unlike something one my try while visiting a brothel in Amsterdam).
I don't think that geek can ride the bus home without emailing Amsterdam. He needs to unplug.
by David W Williamson January 4, 2008
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Emailer

Johnny Thunder is the coolest emailer our of all of his friends.
by D & R April 9, 2009
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Emailee

Johnny Thunder needs to learn that to be the emailee you have to be the emailer.
by D & R April 9, 2009
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Email surfing

What you do if bored on the internet. Involves watching the side-bar adverts on the email site, and then hitting the REFRESH or INBOX buttons to see a different ad. Akin to TV channel-surfing.
"Dude I was so bored yesterday waiting for that girl to email me back that I did some email surfing to pass the time."

"Did you see that identity theft one?"

"Yeah, like TWENTY times!"
by Experimental Mistress October 13, 2009
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