The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.
I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.
by Southbound Soul November 04, 2023
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An Elvis Cocktail

When a person takes a mix of sleeping pills and alcohol. Typically, this refers to the way Elvis Presley overdosed in his bathroom.
"Wow dude, slow down, you can't drink that you have to take your meds remember? You don't want an Elvis cocktail."
by Larryj1986 July 20, 2022
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Elvi Suryani

Basically an "Kenthung" person
You are so Kenthung like Elvi Suryani
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elvis vasquez

A person that is too rough and sucks d
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Elvis Pretzel

Dan: Elvis Pretzel
by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023
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Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.
Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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