A state you might find yourself in if you are struck by Elvis Presley's beauty and sexiness and magnificence
by BigDaddyElvisLover March 5, 2024

by ill kick Eli's ass October 31, 2020

by ridder66 July 18, 2019

Elvis is the most amazing person ever. He is so handsome and so amazing in every way possible. His hair is always on point and he is an amazing singer. When he busts moves on the dance floor girls will never see it coming.
by Elvislover69 January 11, 2023


And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.
Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

by ELVIS IS AWESOME March 24, 2020
