Eleven

A person with a shaved head who likes eggos and people named “Mike”(Most commonly found with a person named Mike Wheeler)Most likely from secret government labs.

Can make people pee themselves with one stare and nosebleed

Can make portals(“gates” -Dustin Henderson”) with a bathtub and a giant nosebleed plus screaming

Torturing it or it’s family may cause certain death if it teams up with another specimen known as “Eight”, which is a likely occurrence since it can find others like it with blindfolds.

Was created by two crazy brothers known as The Duffer Brothers, who were crazy enough to create such an eggo obsessed weapon

Oh look, here comes another Eleven from Hawkins Lab.

by LeftoverSpace49 February 28, 2018

sticking your penis in an electrical socket

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.

Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.

by CareyB May 25, 2008

Eleonore

Eleonore is a girl's name coming from greek origins, meaning "sun-ray" or "shining light". Eleonores are one of the most sweetest sincerest people you can meet. Eleonores have a great sense of humor and extremely beautiful. You can always count on them being there for you and they will always make you smile. They love "cute" things such as puppies or babies and will someday want children of their own.

Eleonore Senlis

by kittykatjess March 17, 2010

One Eared Elephant

The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.

Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?

by jawbutt_teh_nutt February 12, 2008

Electric Brid

Someone who uses money (100 to 200 dollars) to acquire any mild form physical affection. An Electric Brid always ends up getting a hug but nothing more.

This guy is such an Electric Brid. He really spent 200 dollars to go to New York and get a hug.

by Big Daddy 💦💦💦 August 3, 2018

Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. And to rub salt into the wound all the bullshit they promised before the election is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.

Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.

by GoAskAlex1991 May 31, 2011

Irish elevator

A primitive home security technique. In some old homes with multiple stories, it was commmon to have a door on the highest floor that says "Treasury: Do Not Enter" or something equally enticing. This door, however, would not lead to a treasury, but to nothing but thin air. The would-be criminal would then, of course, be fucked.

"Boy, honey, good thing I put in that Irish elevator last summer!" Bob exclaimed as he peeled burglar bits off the lawn.

by Napster August 22, 2006