Theory of Economic Ejaculation

You know the economy is going to cum back, but you don't know when, and you don't know where it might go.

Helen told her boyfriend that his orgasms were so inconsistent, he should be studying the Theory of Economic Ejaculation.

by Bob Velvetta April 6, 2020

Crustacean nation ejaculation

When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole

Sammy just had the best crustacean nation ejaculation ever

by Rattledboy July 20, 2021

Corona mass ejaculation

When you're banging a chick and bust a huge nut of epic proportions due to being cooped up for months at home during the COVID pandemic.

When the government finally removed all COVID mandates, Denny's girlfriend showed up at his door which resulted in a corona mass ejaculation.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2023

jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

Propane Powered Anal Ejaculation Machine

A Propane Powered Anal Ejaculation Machine is machine used for sexual intercourse in the asshole. Also bakes a good pie

Fuck my Propane Powered Anal Ejaculation Machine broke last night.

by daddychillmilk67 March 21, 2026

emasculation

what happened to 2d after joining the band w murdoc

2D: Fear was one of the biggest emotions... frustration...

Murdoc: Yeah fear is something that you always feel, generally—
2D: Emasculation.

Murdoc: Say that word again?

2D: Emasculation?
Murdoc: Thank you.

by wow i love women 😩😩😩 March 19, 2021

ejankulation

the act of ejaculation provoked by a janky-related type of stimulation.

how are we going to clear up all that ejankulation, lulu?

by beet_lady January 16, 2022